Bombs in Strip Clubs

Let’s chalk this one up to unrequited love.

Oh the holidays are tough on unrequited love – but lest we forget that loving oneself is necessary, and in many cases easier. For sure it doesn’t involve criminal charges. However, Nathan Hulse thinks otherwise, as he’s been charged with making bomb threats towards a local Strip Club after a dancer rejected him – which apparently was a surprise to him.

From the Seattle Weekly:

“Remember the kid back in grade school who, after losing at Connect Four or the like, decided to throw a tantrum and destroy the game rather than allow any of his classmates their turn to play? That kid grew up to be Nathan Hulse.
King County prosecutors have charged Hulse with threatening to bomb a Seattle strip club after his romantic advances towards one of the employees were rejected.

According to court documents, the two had actually become friends, or as friendly with one another as the lap dance provider and lap dance consumer relationship allows.

Then last month the 29-year-old decided to inform the object of his desire that he had intentions beyond supplementing her clear heel budget. He was rebuffed. To cope, he did as the lovelorn have since the Internet was new and began sending her threatening electronic messages.

According to prosecutors, he wrote a series of communiques on a fetish website they both frequented. The first was a vaguely threatening message about his having acquired a cache of surface-to-air missiles.

“Recently traded with a gentleman, and have tested what he gave me, their destructive force is quite impressive,” he wrote.

But the second is where he really (forgive me) broke out the big guns.

“I’m gonna go to work tonight an insist she speak with me,” he allegedly wrote on November 24. “So it’s entirely possible I’ll just de pin my lucky grenade right then and there.”

Hulse was arrested at his home in Snohomish on November 25. A search failed to turn up any bomb-making material, but Hulse is currently being held at King County jail on $100,000 bond.”

Just a bad set of online decisions, which goes to show you – never post anything online you don’t want the whole world to read.

If you’ve made a mistake of epic proportions and want help out of criminal trouble – make sure you give a call to Lynnwood Criminal Defense Attorney Jonathan Dichter at 425-424-9401. He offers a FREE CONSULTATION – and is always happy to try to undo silly mistakes before they cost you everything.

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